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Tenney-Lapham Residents Petition To Move Noah Kahan Concert Close Enough To Oppose
Citing frustration over a 2.2-mile gap between their homes and the venue, Tenney-Lapham residents filed a petition Friday demanding that Noah Kahan’s upcoming Camp Randall concert be relocated to Breese Stevens Field, where it could be properly objected to.
“How am I supposed to write an angry email about traffic I can’t see from my porch?” said one resident, who confirmed she had already drafted a complaint about the event’s parking plan, decibel levels, and “general vibe.”
A longtime resident said, “It’s a slap in the face to those of us who’ve lived here since 2021 that we won’t even be able to hear it.”
At press time, the group had filed a second petition opposing the relocation, citing concerns that the concert would be at Breese Stevens.